"hold back the edges of your gowns, ladies, we are going through hell" hiya im ellie, im from denver colorado, family from Germany; superwholockian, and i dont know what to put here at all please forgive me

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

trolldicks:


lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Well pole dancing WAS developed by strippers and was created to be sexual. That doesn’t make it any less hardcore.You can be sexual and badass at the same time.

trolldicks:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Well pole dancing WAS developed by strippers and was created to be sexual. That doesn’t make it any less hardcore.
You can be sexual and badass at the same time.

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

(Source: wonclerful)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

herpmydong:


ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(Source: klainalsex)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

parkingstrange:

This is the greatest thing we’ve ever done as a couple, when we die please remember us by this.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

thearcanetheory:

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

(Source: tahitea)