"hold back the edges of your gowns, ladies, we are going through hell" hiya im ellie, im from denver colorado, family from Germany; superwholockian, and i dont know what to put here at all please forgive me

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

(Source: webgf)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)

(Source: storyofaship)

evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

(Source: versaceslut)

i-have-been-johnlocked:

221b-sherlock:

geekishchic:

thedoctorsfallingdetective:

daisykettering:

The solar system with the planets names written in circular Gallifreyan. 

THANK YOU FOR ADDING PLUTO. BLESS YOU.

       This^

Pluto is the ninth planet, every whovian knows you can’t skip nine…

^^ Oh, you beautiful clever bastard…

i-have-been-johnlocked:

221b-sherlock:

geekishchic:

thedoctorsfallingdetective:

daisykettering:

The solar system with the planets names written in circular Gallifreyan. 

THANK YOU FOR ADDING PLUTO. BLESS YOU.

       This^

Pluto is the ninth planet, every whovian knows you can’t skip nine…

^^ Oh, you beautiful clever bastard…

(Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi)