"hold back the edges of your gowns, ladies, we are going through hell" hiya im ellie, im from denver colorado, family from Germany; superwholockian, and i dont know what to put here at all please forgive me

grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

(Source: absentions)

(Source: c4rtoonnetwork)

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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(Source: mysticaljew)

terrorboochan:

Who is she?

terrorboochan:

Who is she?

(Source: ceasepool)

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree)

i-am-greg-lestrade:

Is this show even real?

(Source: spngifsets)

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: twerkingtargaryens)

(Source: newfoundgrace)

gallifreyishome:


shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

(Source: redsuspenders)

somefancyname:

somefancyname:

Things that should exist:

~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism

It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

hollysalterego:

fricklefracklejensenackles:

theboywhocried-dean:

guardian-of-thursday:

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‘Cas’ is the root word to fall.

‘CAS’ MEANS TO FALL

FALL

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let’s not motherfucking forget

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oh hey wow WORLD’S LONGEST FORESHADOW. HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS TO FALL FROM GOD. K.

Holy mother of fuck

this show can be scary good with these things sometimes

brandxnewx:


when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

Send this to all the straight boys

(Source: chronicallyundead)

t-ssf:

mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.


This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.


I never thought I’d see this on my own dash :’)

t-ssf:

mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.

I never thought I’d see this on my own dash :’)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom)